Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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