what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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