do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
