lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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