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say what?
wanna hang out?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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