My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.