I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't