it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!