You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
operation have a gay friend backfired
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You are the jesus of drinking
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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