All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
