I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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