Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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