Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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