Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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