I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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