There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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