yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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