i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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