exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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