yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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