the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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