You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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