It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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