I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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