i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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