i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Found your dick twin last night
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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