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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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