just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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