So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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