Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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