There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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