Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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