Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I AM VODKA MAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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