I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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