FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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