Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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