he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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