i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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