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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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