Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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