she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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