My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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