I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
In America we eat man semen.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
