Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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