I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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