Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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