you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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