Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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