I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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