: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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