You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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