check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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