He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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