Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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